My Grammy’s on Facebook !
I made friends with my Grammy on Facebook today,
When I saw her request, What in the world could I say.
I couldn’t let her down, nor could I get off the hook,
I reluctantly accepted as my finger on the key shook.
I qotta get in their and clean up comments on my page,
Before Grammy sees it and has a heart attack rage.
She still thinks of me as her fair haired child,
Doesn’t know my friends and I are weird and wild.
She knows I have tattoo’s and piercings and such,
But on Facebook about me, she’ll learn way too much.
So to all my friends, take a chill pill for awhile,
You can clean up your act and wipe off that smile.
It could happen to you guy’s so stop all the wise – jokes,
And give me idea’s on how to stop her from sending me
She sends me funny pictures, recipes, poems and quotes,.
Even scolds me at times and leaves on my page long notes
Uh oh, late last night she died very calmly in her sleep.
Guess now my Facebook account, I won’t have to delete.